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September 2025

The Soul Is Not a Dropbox Folder
Modern spirituality loves to treat the soul like a Dropbox folder—preloaded, waiting in the cloud. But the wisdom traditions say otherwise: you don’t…
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When Jesus, Rumi, and Elvis Went to Yoga
When Jesus, Rumi, and Elvis show up at a yoga retreat, stillness turns mystical, spinning defies gravity, and sweat accidentally launches a…
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Jesus, Rumi, and Elvis Walk Into a Karaoke Bar
“What happens when Jesus, Rumi, and Elvis hit the karaoke stage? Hymns remix into club anthems, poems get spun into the disco ball, and rhinestones…
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Funerals, Fake Science, and the Five Stages of Grift
From funerals turned pep rallies to vaccine panels run like conspiracy cosplay, this week America proved grief can be merchandised, medicine can be…
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From Eros to Agape: Magdalene as Model of Love’s Trajectory
Falling in love is the training ground. Mary Magdalene shows how desire, lived and not hoarded, ripens into a love that widens, heals, and carries…
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Saint Paul, Snake Road, and the Laugh Track Gulag: Notes from America’s Absurd Revival
Cardinal Dolan canonizes Kirk, ABC hands late night to Kash Patel, and snakes in Florida show more dignity than America’s so-called leaders. Saints…
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The Ten Commandments Rebooted
Texas, Louisiana, and Arkansas want the Ten Commandments in schools. Virgin Monk Boy delivers a reboot instead—stone tablets updated for 2025: no…
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When the Golden Boy Wobbles: Charlie Kirk and the Right’s Fear of Apostasy
Charlie Kirk wasn’t flipping overnight, but the cracks were there: Epstein files, Gaza’s church bombings, doubts about conservatism’s failures. For a…
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Breath as Second Being-Food: Why Spiritual Practice Begins with Breathing
“Gurdjieff said air is our second being-food—and most of us are starving. What monks once knew through chant, we’ve forgotten. Rediscover the breath as…
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The False Self is a Fashion Accessory
Your ego isn’t your identity—it’s just a flashy knockoff accessory. This piece unpacks the difference between essence, personality, and the false self…
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La Luz del Mundo’s Holy Racket: When “The Light of the World” Shines on a Federal Indictment
La Luz del Mundo: come for the salvation, stay for the racketeering charges and FBI frequent flyer miles.
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