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Jesus and the Pretenders: Why We All Start as Imitators
Before the mystics went platinum, they were just a cover band. Jesus and the Pretenders reminds us that we all start out clumsy, copying the moves until…
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From House Churches to Imperial Thrones
Christianity didn’t begin as an empire. It began in kitchens and courtyards, led by women and the enslaved. Yet by 325, only male bishops of the…
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Gospel of the Beloved Companion: True Text or Luminous Fiction?
What if Mary Magdalene’s truest witness survived not in the canon but in a hidden gospel? The Gospel of the Beloved Companion raises questions of…
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When Jesus, Buddha, Virgin Monk Boy, and Mary Magdalene Attended RAW
What happens when Jesus, Buddha, Mary Magdalene, and Virgin Monk Boy attend Monday Night RAW? Suplexes, sermons, and sacred mic drops. A holy spectacle…
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The Early Christ Movement Was a Feminist Movement
Before bishops and emperors rewrote the rules, the Jesus movement put women at the center. This is the story of how a minority faction seized control…
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Breathing Love at the Cross: Mary Magdalene, Jesus, and the Shared Practice of Tonglen
At the cross, Jesus and Mary Magdalene shared a rhythm of breath—taking in the world’s pain, breathing out love. This reflection, inspired by Cynthia…
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One Woman, Many Names? Unraveling the Magdalene-Bethany Debate
Was Mary Magdalene also Mary of Bethany? For centuries, the Church merged them—then modern scholarship pulled them apart. But what if the split itself…
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The Anointing Was the Beginning: Why Holy Week Starts with Mary Magdalene
The Passion didn’t start with betrayal. It started with a woman who understood—and anointed. Reclaim the real beginning of Holy Week, and the witness…
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Was “Magdalene” a Title? Rethinking the Tower
What if Magdalene wasn’t a hometown, but a title—bestowed by Jesus on the one who stayed, saw, and named? Rethink Mary not as a sinner healed, but as a…
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The Bar at the Edge of Belief
Mr. Rogers, Gandalf, Richard Rohr, Virgin Monk Boy, and Sister R walk into a bar.What unfolds is part parable, part roast, and entirely holy chaos—where…
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🕊️ The Forgotten Bride
She was the first to see him risen—and the first to be erased. This July 22, rediscover Mary Magdalene not as a sinner, but as the apostle, the tower…
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How Mary Magdalene Wore the Wedding Garment of Conscious Love — and What It Means for Us
Mary Magdalene didn’t follow Jesus blindly—she walked the path with conscious love. This post explores the mystical idea of the “wedding garment” and…
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