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Why Christian Nationalists Hate Muslims More Than Atheists
Why are Christian Nationalists more threatened by Muslims than atheists? Because discipline exposes what slogans can’t hide.
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CAIR the “Terrorist Group”
When civil rights lawsuits are labeled terrorism and January 6 is treated like a sightseeing tour, satire becomes documentation. A roast of Christian…
Feb 9
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If Islam Is a Threat to America, Why Does It Still Teach What Jesus Commanded?
If Islam is a threat, why does it still practice prayer, fasting, charity, and submission Jesus commanded—while Christian Nationalism abandoned them?
Feb 3
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Why Islam Isn’t Being Deconstructed (and Christianity Is)
Why Islam isn’t being deconstructed the way Christianity is. Practice, formation, and what happens when faith still interrupts the self.
Feb 2
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Christian Nationalism: The Heresy Even the Heretics Laughed At
Christian Nationalism isn’t just bad politics. It’s theological malpractice. A biting essay on how faith collapses when power becomes sacred.
Jan 3
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The Gospel of White Anxiety According to St. Kyle of Kenosha
How fear became a moral identity, vigilante fantasies became sainthood, and Jesus got rewritten to bless the whole thing.
Dec 29, 2025
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Six Flags Over Jesus
Flying angels. Live camels. Fog machines. LED Bethlehem. When Christmas becomes a spectacle, what gets lost isn’t reverence, it’s trust. A Virgin Monk…
Dec 18, 2025
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Which Christian Nationalist Apostle Are You Dealing With?
A Handy Field Guide to the Disciples, Reimagined
Dec 17, 2025
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Why Christian Nationalists Fear Islam
Christian Nationalism fears Islam not because it is extreme, but because it still works. An essay on unity, mysticism, and the discipline empire can’t…
Dec 14, 2025
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Mary Magdalene, Christian Nationalism, and the Suppression of Feminine Spiritual Authority
Mary Magdalene wasn’t silenced by accident. This essay explores how Christian Nationalism depends on erasing women’s spiritual authority and why…
Dec 12, 2025
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If Jesus Wanted a Theocracy, He Wouldn’t Have Died Opposing One
A comedic roast of the “Christian nation” myth, where Virgin Monk Boy walks you through every empire that tried to put Jesus in charge and immediately…
Dec 9, 2025
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When Did Christianity Become a CrossFit Gym for Empire?
Christian Nationalism has turned the Jesus movement into a CrossFit gym for empire — all swords, merch, and cosplay masculinity. This satirical dive…
Dec 5, 2025
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