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Wendy Parker's avatar

You've taken the apostles and made them tangible to people like me. Funny because it's close to true, no?

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Carol Ann Chidlaw's avatar

This made me laugh really, really hard. Thanks for that! Also … it wreaks of truth. Again, I say, thanks.

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Tim Miller's avatar

Love it!

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Aaron Waddell's avatar

Great one, friend!

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NRS STL's avatar

Bang on. Thanks!

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James's avatar

This resonates.

“May the Christ who refused violence be allowed back into his own story.”

Of course there’s a song. There’s ALWAYS a song. (And I can’t recall if I already quoted this one but it’s still relevant.)

“My God” Jethro Tull, Aqualung (Chrysalis Records, ©1971)

“People, what have you done?

“Locked Him in His golden cage

“Golden cage

“Made Him bend to your religion

“Him resurrected from the grave, yeah

“From the grave”

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Beth Ann Kepple's avatar

😅😂🤣😆😝😜🤪🤩😁. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Five star review

Definitely shows me how little i remember learning about the apostles in Sunday School & what i read in the Bible decades ago….lying in bed drinking coffee carefully cause I’ve learned from past experiences it can be harmful when reading your satire.

Laughed my ass off the whole way thru it. What a hilarious way to start the day. Honestly I think reading it every morning is a fantastic idea.

Mood changing for sure, if not life changing. I’ll let you know in a month.

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A HEART FOR JUSTICE's avatar

This was seriously funny, and funnily, serious. Hard to BOTH laugh AND cry at the same time - tends to throw one into a conniption. 🥴 I live with a Thomas who’s been great at holding my kite string for years. And bringing me another cup of coffee, a hug and a handkerchief. Thank you for making me think and laugh. 🙏

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