What’s Your Spiritual Footprint?
A discussion guide for those brave enough to admit that spiritual enlightenment isn't a competition... unless you're winning.
Welcome to the Most Sacred Circle Since Last Week
You are about to enter a realm of gentle heresy and sacred sarcasm. This ain't your guru's study group. This is a space for spiritual rebels, sacred clowns, and the holy curious. Let us reflect, roast, and maybe even reveal something real.
Opening Icebreaker:
"Describe your spiritual journey using only emojis." (If it includes the poop emoji, you're among friends.)
Discussion Prompts (Prepare for holy discomfort):
1. What footprints are you really leaving behind?
Are you uplifting others or just correcting their chakra alignment because it makes you feel superior?
Who remembers your presence after you leave: the people, or just the Instagram algorithm?
2. Are you walking the path or just collecting robes?
Do you practice presence, or just perform it really well in candlelight?
When you post about your spiritual practice, is it to share or to show off?
3. Can you be kind without needing credit?
Would you help someone if you couldn’t tell anyone about it afterward?
When was the last time you apologized without adding, “But you also…”?
4. Does your soul take up space or make space?
Are you the kind of energy that calms the room, or clutters it?
Are people safer with your silence, or your speech?
Group Activity: The Sacred Roast
Everyone anonymously writes down one thing they do that looks spiritual but is actually just spiritual cosplay. We put them in the Bowl of Humble Pie, draw them at random, and laugh (gently) while guessing who it was. Then we all chant:
“May my ego decrease faster than my follower count.”
Final Reflection:
If your spiritual footprint disappeared today, would it leave the world cleaner, kinder, or just quieter?
Write one sentence on a sticky note that describes the essence you want to leave behind. Stick it on the Sacred Fridge (or whiteboard, whatever). This is your footprint mantra.
Closing Blessing (VMB Style):
"May your inner peace be louder than your notifications,
May your wisdom be deeper than your quotes,
And may your footprint be so soft,
Even karma walks around it barefoot."
End of Guide. Begin your nonsense-free spiritual audit.
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