Blocked by a manifestation guru for writing satire? Divine confirmation. Virgin Monk Boy exposes the sacred absurdity of spiritual branding, overpriced energy bundles, and why you can manifest anything—except enlightenment.
Karen, if we can’t laugh while the ego burns, what’s the point of enlightenment?
Too many folks in the spiritual scene act like cracking a smile might rupture their crown chakra. But I say: if your third eye can’t wink, it probably needs a nap.
Whew! Glad you put her last name in there. My mother's name was Sarah, her dad (my grandfather) was a Lutheran minister/missionary in China where she was born & raised till she was 12 & as a result, as an adult, would jokingly be called Saint Sarah as she could be rather pious. Had me scared for a minute that somehow she'd reincarnated at ultra sonic speed and....so glad not so. I'd hate to hafta block my mom for blocking you. 🙃
Oh Beth Ann, that comment deserves a hymn and a shot of espresso.
Imagine your mom reincarnating as a New Age influencer faster than you can say “chakra realignment”—only to start blocking people who disrupt the algorithm of her inner peace. It’s the kind of plot twist that would make both Buddha and Bach spit out their tea.
Thanks for keeping your great sense of humor! The spiritual community can sometimes get way too serious. ☯️
Karen, if we can’t laugh while the ego burns, what’s the point of enlightenment?
Too many folks in the spiritual scene act like cracking a smile might rupture their crown chakra. But I say: if your third eye can’t wink, it probably needs a nap.
May your ida, pingala, & shushumna give you a big hug!
Whew! Glad you put her last name in there. My mother's name was Sarah, her dad (my grandfather) was a Lutheran minister/missionary in China where she was born & raised till she was 12 & as a result, as an adult, would jokingly be called Saint Sarah as she could be rather pious. Had me scared for a minute that somehow she'd reincarnated at ultra sonic speed and....so glad not so. I'd hate to hafta block my mom for blocking you. 🙃
Thanx for the warning!!!
Oh Beth Ann, that comment deserves a hymn and a shot of espresso.
Imagine your mom reincarnating as a New Age influencer faster than you can say “chakra realignment”—only to start blocking people who disrupt the algorithm of her inner peace. It’s the kind of plot twist that would make both Buddha and Bach spit out their tea.