When Matt Walsh hears the phrase “they/them,” his nervous system short-circuits like a gendered Roomba in a queer theory lecture. What follows? A 7-hour trance, fake tweets from Ben Shapiro, and an emergency exorcism performed by Brett Cooper.
I suspect that one of the stages of advanced toxic masculinity is that to avoid the slightest suggestion of anything homosexual, their anuses have healed over, resulting in them being permanently full of crap.
Oh no, the secret non-binary psyop of people actually being identified as they want to be is working! He almost woke, strike again!!! Heaven forbid hetero white misogynistic alpha males be accepting of anything but themselves, mind you the evil one from Germany was a closet freak who frequently enjoyed males. But it’s “not gay” if it’s them…
I suspect that one of the stages of advanced toxic masculinity is that to avoid the slightest suggestion of anything homosexual, their anuses have healed over, resulting in them being permanently full of crap.
The Hand of God has Rainbow Glitter Nailpolish on its fingernails.
Gorgeous image, can't wait to see with my own eyes 😍 😉
BRILLIANT! Mary Magdalene is just so proud! I won’t be surprised if she and JC want a threesome with you! Great stuff!
So is this toxic under-masculinity?
Either way, thank goodness for flannel.
So funny! Really, was that a monastery you studied at or a comedy workshop?Good weapon — MAGA hates to be laughed at!🔥
Oh no, the secret non-binary psyop of people actually being identified as they want to be is working! He almost woke, strike again!!! Heaven forbid hetero white misogynistic alpha males be accepting of anything but themselves, mind you the evil one from Germany was a closet freak who frequently enjoyed males. But it’s “not gay” if it’s them…
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Hilarious read! Thanks!
Outstanding writing, once again, Virgin Monk Boy!
Wow. Just wow. Amen for free speech, am I right?
🤣😂😅😆 help I can't stop laffing
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Brilliant satire! 👏