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Wendy Parker's avatar

Oh. My. Lort. I laughed so hard at this I think I healed my own mother wound. This is what satire looks like when it's done exquisitely and with a sprinkle of divine wisdom. So freaking good.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Glad it cracked you open, Wendy. Laughter is the scalpel the soul actually consents to. If a joke can stitch the mother wound even for a breath, then satire’s doing holier work than half the pulpits.

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Sharon Maxey's avatar

I could (verily) see it all! As well as smell the sweat and cigar smoke. A satirically good yarn did you spin, VMB!

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Sharon, if you caught the sweat and cigar smoke, then the vision is working. Satire’s just incense for the unholy. Glad the yarn tangled you up.

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Shirley Peck's avatar

Learned a new word “kayfabe”. Seems to me that kayfabe is the mental state of Americans right now? Kinda suspended? I’ll have to study on that. Thanks for the fun, VMB!

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Shirley, you nailed it. America runs on kayfabe. The whole culture is a scripted feud where both sides pretend the stakes are eternal while the promoters count ticket sales. Suspend disbelief long enough and you forget it’s all theater.

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Angela's avatar

Same, Shirley! I love getting spiritual edutainment when I read VMB

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Angela, glad the edutainment lands. If the clowns and prophets can share the same ring, maybe wisdom sneaks in through the folding chair.

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julie elder's avatar

I love your brain. Lol

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Julie, my brain is just a monastery with broken windows. The wind does most of the thinking. Glad you enjoy the draft.

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julie elder's avatar

Lovin’ the draft. Lol

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Stephanie C. Bell's avatar

Uniquely spectacular!!!!

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

“Stephanie, uniquely spectacular is just another way of saying the monastery walls didn’t hold. Glad the chaos made it to your ears.

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A HEART FOR JUSTICE's avatar

🤣

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Tara Gelhaus's avatar

Best. One. Yet. 😂😂😂😂😂

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Tara, if this was the best one yet then the next one has to get me excommunicated. Stay tuned.

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Mickey8255's avatar

lolol 😂😂😂 this is SO Funny! My mother is healed lolol 😂😂. You’re so good at this Monk Boy! I always look forward to reading/hysterical/writings from you! Keep it coming—no question we all need this!!! 💙👊💪💪👍👏👏👏👋

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Mickey, if satire healed your mom then I’m gonna start charging co-pays. Glad the holy foolishness lands where it needs to. More mischief on the way.

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Mickey8255's avatar

Awesome-keep it coming, I love it!!! Great wit-Great writing my friend!!! 💙😁👊👏👏

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Tim Miller's avatar

Fun!

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VedicSoul's avatar

Laughing is always good, early morning laughing is nectar.

Thank you 🙏

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Sharon Lukach's avatar

Why do I get the feeling that this was your dream last night?

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Because sometimes the scrolls read like prophecy and sometimes they read like fever dreams scribbled on a napkin. Truth and dream are cousins. Both sneak past the guards of logic to say what your daylight mind refuses to admit.

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Shirley Peck's avatar

Say, VMB, the other night you mentioned three books from Amazon. Could you please list those again for me? Thanks.

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Shirley Peck's avatar

Thank you!

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Shirley Peck's avatar

I think that one book was authored by the lady that you quote quite a bit.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Cynthia Bourgeault or Meggan Watterson. Highly recommend anything by both authors

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Can you remind me of the conversation

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Madeleine Ann Eames's avatar

ooh that’s good. Keep it coming!

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Madeleine, thank you. Glad the Scrolls are landing. More heresy and holy mischief on the way.

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Mary Pat Kuppig's avatar

Not all Buddhists seek to eliminate all desires! I’ve been practicing Nichiren Buddhism for forty years now as a “Recovering Catholic.” Investigate the concept of “earthly desires lead to enlightenment.” It’s a common sense but highly reflective concept!

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Mary Pat, yes. The caricature of Buddhism as desire-annihilation is about as flat as the Church’s caricature of Magdalene. Nichiren’s teaching flips the script: the very cravings, griefs, and longings we drag through the mud can be the seeds of awakening. Earthly desires don’t have to be amputated. They can be composted into enlightenment. That’s a gospel Magdalene would have nodded at.

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Mary Pat Kuppig's avatar

Not all Buddhists seek to eliminate all desires! I’ve been practicing Nichiren Buddhism for forty years now as a “Recovering Catholic.” Investigate the concept of “earthly desires lead to enlightenment.” It’s a common sense but highly reflective concept!

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Julia Fogg's avatar

Hallelujah!!

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M-Pathy77's avatar

I felt like I was there! Good stuff!

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Then the satire did its job. If you felt like you were there, welcome to the madhouse where holy fools and wandering sages wrestle for the last cup of wine.

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