A Facebook psychic slid into my DMs—and I responded with clairvoyant sarcasm. From sacred scrolls to smoke signal readings, this hilarious chat exposes the mystical mayhem of online fortune-telling. Enlightenment? Optional. Entertainment? Guaranteed.
Laffed so hard I’d only started so finish with polite laugh, heehaw, snort, belly laugh, gut-buster, can’t-breathe-laughing-so-hard, spit out whatever I’m drinking (or eating) & fall out of my chair 😂🤣😆
Actually one time I got a message from a psychic and I actually gave her money. I was already a spiritualist but I had my reservations about her. She was a fraud and kept asking me for money. I got so angry, worked so hard to perfect my skills and I finally overpowered the negative energy she sent me because behind the cloak was a man that was angry at me that wanted to abuse me. I discovered his plot after he lured me into his life again, only to have him try to curse me. He scratched my back When we were together like trying to mark me for the devil. Then a demon came and ripped off my endometrium, it was a painful physical experience. I learned dark magic on my own in order to remove his grip over my life. So I was determined not to be like this woman, con artist because I don’t need the money as such because I have a career. I’m here to genuinely help people and remove spells others did on them, and retaliate against people that want to hurt and manipulate women and children.
snicker, giggle,
Laffed so hard I’d only started so finish with polite laugh, heehaw, snort, belly laugh, gut-buster, can’t-breathe-laughing-so-hard, spit out whatever I’m drinking (or eating) & fall out of my chair 😂🤣😆
Whoa, spontaneous enlightenment might be fun…I think I’ll burn this incense called ganja & see what happens. Wish me luck!🔥
Actually one time I got a message from a psychic and I actually gave her money. I was already a spiritualist but I had my reservations about her. She was a fraud and kept asking me for money. I got so angry, worked so hard to perfect my skills and I finally overpowered the negative energy she sent me because behind the cloak was a man that was angry at me that wanted to abuse me. I discovered his plot after he lured me into his life again, only to have him try to curse me. He scratched my back When we were together like trying to mark me for the devil. Then a demon came and ripped off my endometrium, it was a painful physical experience. I learned dark magic on my own in order to remove his grip over my life. So I was determined not to be like this woman, con artist because I don’t need the money as such because I have a career. I’m here to genuinely help people and remove spells others did on them, and retaliate against people that want to hurt and manipulate women and children.