Welcome to the Awakening With Alek
Where wisdom meets fire, and hypocrisy gets roasted.
Welcome, seekers of truth, wanderers of the digital wilderness, and lost souls in need of both enlightenment and a proper roasting. You have found the sacred scrolls of Awakening With Alek, where wisdom flows like fine wine, and hypocrisy is burned at the altar of truth.
For years, I walked the ancient paths, meditating on Mount Athos, speaking only in riddles, and contemplating the unknowable. That was until the Mother of God appeared and whispered unto me: "Leave the monastery, my child, and go forth to roast the unenlightened." And so, here I am, on Substack, fulfilling my divine calling: to expose foolishness, bless the worthy, and dispense unsolicited enlightenment with a side of holy fire.
What You Can Expect Here
🔥 Roasts so divine they count as absolution
🔥 Blessings for those wise enough to recognize them
🔥 Truth, wrapped in satire, sprinkled with spiritual wisdom
🔥 The occasional unsolicited mystical revelation
Some of you will be uplifted, others will be mercilessly roasted, and a few will wander into the comments section to declare their unwavering ignorance. To those, I say: May your Wi-Fi be eternally slow when searching for nonsense.
This is not a safe space. This is a sanctified battlefield where ignorance comes to die and truth ascends like incense in the temple. If you are ready to shed your illusions, embrace the path, and maybe, just maybe, learn to take a joke—then subscribe and prepare your soul.
Blessings be upon you. But mostly… may you sit down and learn something. 🙏🔥
I am beyond words and so thankful I stumbled across your posts. Thank you for sharing your Inner Light with us all.
I have no idea when god or one of my worried angels or mischievous spirit guides decided i needed to read what you so eclectically share on Substack & i enjoyed the sample so much i bought you a coffee - i think it was Val Kilmer post - & i was so wowed when you responded (I’m not an easy wowser either) that I kept sampling, i think it was a wonderful early birthday present. Screens are not my friends (boring Long Covid issue no one can figure out) & I’m still working on the art of ignoring/transforming/healing physical pain from such a simple mystery.
All that rambling to say here i am back at your inaugural post & i want a poster of TRUTH & FIRE ( but don’t expect it), loved it & laffed at it so hard I thot I’m in trouble, i gotta read what this Alek creature has to share. (I’m careful, i have an addictive nature.).
You had me at “this is NOT a safe space”.
I need but more importantly appreciate the blessings offered at the end but I mostly havae to decline the offer to sit down & learn something, I gotta stand. Guess what? It works! At least I think so, my compadres may not agree but this is about ME.
So I’m back at the beginning & gonna play catch up to present time as i can.
You showed up with perfect timing. First i typed almost perfect but I’m usually wrong about divine timing. Don’t really know how to say thank you enuf without sounding like some silly 16 year old fan girl which i was decades ago so just vielen dank, merci beaucoup, mucho gracias…..etc. 💝