đ Weekly Roundup: Presence Reinstalls, Magdalene Wears the Code, and the Mystics Get Shadowbanned
Jesus logs off, Mary logs in, and worship gets repackaged as a war chant while algorithms try to cancel enlightenment itself.
The week the sacred slipped past the censors and worship tried to go full military industrial complex.
This week, Virgin Monk Boy rebooted Presence like divine firmware, decoded the bridal symbolism Magdalene actually wore (spoiler: itâs not about tulle), and asked whether your theology is just ape-brain cosplay. Meanwhile, Jesus, Buddha, and Rumi got tossed off the platform for excessive enlightenment. Just another scroll in the Monastery of Madness.
đĄPresence: The Original Divine Technology
Before the holy men sold apps and the influencers sold retreats, Presence was already hereâfully operational and needing no update. This post calls out the spiritual middlemen and reminds us that Jesus didnât carry a credentialâhe carried Presence. Itâs not something you practice; itâs something you stop resisting.
đ°How Mary Magdalene Wore the Wedding Garment of Conscious Love
This wasnât your grandmaâs veil and virtue class. Maryâs wedding garment wasnât white laceâit was conscious union. She named the powers, stayed in love, and walked out of the tomb clothed in the same frequency that Christ returned in. The church made her repent. The mystics made her a mirror.
đ§ŹAre We Just Apes with TheologyâOr Angels with Amnesia?
This oneâs for anyone whoâs ever side-eyed a pew and thought, âThereâs got to be more.â Virgin Monk Boy rethinks evolution, original sin, and the whole scam of inherited shame. Maybe the Fall wasnât a catastropheâit was a concussion. And maybe remembering is holier than repenting.
đ€When Worship Became a War Cry
Turns out, worship music didnât ascendâit got drafted. This post traces how ecstatic praise was militarized, turning transcendence into tribalism. If your worship feels more like a rally than a resurrection, youâre not crazy. Youâre just allergic to empire.
đ”Jesus, Buddha, and Rumi Get Flagged for Violating Community Guidelines
The internet finally did what centuries of empire couldnâtâsilenced the mystics. This satire cuts too close to reality as Jesus gets shadowbanned, Buddha gets banned for non-attachment, and Rumi is flagged for Beloved content. The punchline? Truth always violates terms of service.
đ In Summary
This week Virgin Monk Boy reminded us:
Youâre not lost. Youâre logged out.
Mary was not a museâshe was a master.
Belief is cheap. Being is expensive.
Worship without wonder is just noise.
And if no oneâs tried to cancel you for speaking the truth⊠are you even speaking it?
Until next time, fellow heretics. Stay present, stay weird, and wear your Wedding Garment like you mean it.
âVirgin Monk Boy
I believe that week covered just about everything that exists (at least that we know about) đ