🜃 Weekly Roundup: Presence Reinstalls, Magdalene Wears the Code, and the Mystics Get Shadowbanned
Jesus logs off, Mary logs in, and worship gets repackaged as a war chant while algorithms try to cancel enlightenment itself.
The week the sacred slipped past the censors and worship tried to go full military industrial complex.
This week, Virgin Monk Boy rebooted Presence like divine firmware, decoded the bridal symbolism Magdalene actually wore (spoiler: it’s not about tulle), and asked whether your theology is just ape-brain cosplay. Meanwhile, Jesus, Buddha, and Rumi got tossed off the platform for excessive enlightenment. Just another scroll in the Monastery of Madness.
📡Presence: The Original Divine Technology
Before the holy men sold apps and the influencers sold retreats, Presence was already here—fully operational and needing no update. This post calls out the spiritual middlemen and reminds us that Jesus didn’t carry a credential—he carried Presence. It’s not something you practice; it’s something you stop resisting.
👰How Mary Magdalene Wore the Wedding Garment of Conscious Love
This wasn’t your grandma’s veil and virtue class. Mary’s wedding garment wasn’t white lace—it was conscious union. She named the powers, stayed in love, and walked out of the tomb clothed in the same frequency that Christ returned in. The church made her repent. The mystics made her a mirror.
🧬Are We Just Apes with Theology—Or Angels with Amnesia?
This one’s for anyone who’s ever side-eyed a pew and thought, “There’s got to be more.” Virgin Monk Boy rethinks evolution, original sin, and the whole scam of inherited shame. Maybe the Fall wasn’t a catastrophe—it was a concussion. And maybe remembering is holier than repenting.
🎤When Worship Became a War Cry
Turns out, worship music didn’t ascend—it got drafted. This post traces how ecstatic praise was militarized, turning transcendence into tribalism. If your worship feels more like a rally than a resurrection, you’re not crazy. You’re just allergic to empire.
📵Jesus, Buddha, and Rumi Get Flagged for Violating Community Guidelines
The internet finally did what centuries of empire couldn’t—silenced the mystics. This satire cuts too close to reality as Jesus gets shadowbanned, Buddha gets banned for non-attachment, and Rumi is flagged for Beloved content. The punchline? Truth always violates terms of service.
🌀 In Summary
This week Virgin Monk Boy reminded us:
You’re not lost. You’re logged out.
Mary was not a muse—she was a master.
Belief is cheap. Being is expensive.
Worship without wonder is just noise.
And if no one’s tried to cancel you for speaking the truth… are you even speaking it?
Until next time, fellow heretics. Stay present, stay weird, and wear your Wedding Garment like you mean it.
—Virgin Monk Boy
I believe that week covered just about everything that exists (at least that we know about) 🌌