Texas, Louisiana, and Arkansas want the Ten Commandments in schools. Virgin Monk Boy delivers a reboot instead—stone tablets updated for 2025: no canceling comedians, no firing journalists, and definitely no pineapple on pizza.
Thou shall not call a 14 year old girl 'almost grown' and therefore, open game for predatory weirdos. If you need someone small and helpless for your fantasies, get a doll made for yourself and stay in your mom's basement with it. It's the 21st freakin' century, FFS. Leave the children alone.
That one deserves a stone tablet of its own, Wendy. If your theology requires loopholes for predators, you’re not worshiping God, you’re worshiping your own rot. “Almost grown” is not a category, it’s a grooming tactic. The only thing that should be “open game” is the arrest warrant.
Regarding “thou shalt not kill”. Can you provide room in there for the Hidden Killing Rs do so well? They are the “world’s richest men, killing the world’s poorest children”.
Edward, that’s the verse nobody wants carved in stone because it ruins the fundraising gala. Killing isn’t just bullets and bombs. It’s boardrooms. It’s hedge funds. It’s pipelines poisoning water in villages you’ll never visit.
The richest kill with contracts and quarterly reports. They starve a continent with a spreadsheet, then toast to “philanthropy” with champagne. That’s blood in the glass.
Leave church and state separate. Schools are not churches. There are people who don't believe in the Bible and what it says. If you put the 10 commandant in school then you have to represent all the religions. You've got a real mess then. If you want your children to learn the 10 commandant take them to church or read the Bible to them. Leave beliefs to the parents and or churches.
Listen up ! Not everyone who isn’t Maga thinks you’re funny. You’re actually not . You’re shallow . Mocking GOD’s rules is pretty stupid . Why don’t you read what happened in the original text ?
Oh R in NorCal, you sound like the kind of guy who corrects fortune cookies. “Excuse me, waiter, but this prophecy isn’t canon.”
You say I’m shallow, but you’re the one splashing around in the kiddie pool of literalism while the rest of us are out here navigating oceans of hypocrisy. Mocking God’s rules? No. I’m mocking your cheap knockoff set, the ones rebranded by lobbyists and televangelists.
And as for reading the original text—bro, I’ve read it in Hebrew, Greek, Coptic, and in the fine print of a Motel 6 nightstand Gideon. Spoiler: the takeaway wasn’t “ban Jimmy Kimmel and worship golden toilets.”
So maybe sit this one out, R. You’re not defending God. You’re defending your own fragile playlist of rules. And frankly, the Almighty deserves better opening acts.
Funny how every time a critic of Trump gets yanked, you folks blame ‘the market.’ That’s not capitalism, that’s Caesar with a ratings spreadsheet. If Jimmy Kimmel had been praising Trump, Sinclair would’ve kept him on air if he was reading the phone book. But hey, keep telling yourself it’s just supply and demand — Rome loved that excuse too, right up until the collapse.
Brother, it was a joke. The only stone tablets I’m hauling around are in my iPad case. If satire counts as scoffing, then Jesus must’ve been the biggest scoffer of all — he roasted Pharisees harder than I roast Project 2025. You’re welcome to read it, laugh, or scroll. Just don’t confuse my punchlines with your apocalypse.
Though shalt not confuse Living Truth with doctrine.
or hell itself
knows- all it needs to do is quote me- and you’ll
do anything. Slow starvation and torture of children today and yesterday? We have the scripture for that. thanks netenyahu for reminding of us our priorities
Thou shall not call a 14 year old girl 'almost grown' and therefore, open game for predatory weirdos. If you need someone small and helpless for your fantasies, get a doll made for yourself and stay in your mom's basement with it. It's the 21st freakin' century, FFS. Leave the children alone.
That one deserves a stone tablet of its own, Wendy. If your theology requires loopholes for predators, you’re not worshiping God, you’re worshiping your own rot. “Almost grown” is not a category, it’s a grooming tactic. The only thing that should be “open game” is the arrest warrant.
Regarding “thou shalt not kill”. Can you provide room in there for the Hidden Killing Rs do so well? They are the “world’s richest men, killing the world’s poorest children”.
Edward, that’s the verse nobody wants carved in stone because it ruins the fundraising gala. Killing isn’t just bullets and bombs. It’s boardrooms. It’s hedge funds. It’s pipelines poisoning water in villages you’ll never visit.
The richest kill with contracts and quarterly reports. They starve a continent with a spreadsheet, then toast to “philanthropy” with champagne. That’s blood in the glass.
I prefer the 8 beatitudes. I wish they were posted in schools.
Leave church and state separate. Schools are not churches. There are people who don't believe in the Bible and what it says. If you put the 10 commandant in school then you have to represent all the religions. You've got a real mess then. If you want your children to learn the 10 commandant take them to church or read the Bible to them. Leave beliefs to the parents and or churches.
Listen up ! Not everyone who isn’t Maga thinks you’re funny. You’re actually not . You’re shallow . Mocking GOD’s rules is pretty stupid . Why don’t you read what happened in the original text ?
Oh R in NorCal, you sound like the kind of guy who corrects fortune cookies. “Excuse me, waiter, but this prophecy isn’t canon.”
You say I’m shallow, but you’re the one splashing around in the kiddie pool of literalism while the rest of us are out here navigating oceans of hypocrisy. Mocking God’s rules? No. I’m mocking your cheap knockoff set, the ones rebranded by lobbyists and televangelists.
And as for reading the original text—bro, I’ve read it in Hebrew, Greek, Coptic, and in the fine print of a Motel 6 nightstand Gideon. Spoiler: the takeaway wasn’t “ban Jimmy Kimmel and worship golden toilets.”
So maybe sit this one out, R. You’re not defending God. You’re defending your own fragile playlist of rules. And frankly, the Almighty deserves better opening acts.
As for Jimmy Kimmel - watch his reruns if you’re in withdrawal . He cancelled himself . Not a money maker.
Funny how every time a critic of Trump gets yanked, you folks blame ‘the market.’ That’s not capitalism, that’s Caesar with a ratings spreadsheet. If Jimmy Kimmel had been praising Trump, Sinclair would’ve kept him on air if he was reading the phone book. But hey, keep telling yourself it’s just supply and demand — Rome loved that excuse too, right up until the collapse.
Brother, it was a joke. The only stone tablets I’m hauling around are in my iPad case. If satire counts as scoffing, then Jesus must’ve been the biggest scoffer of all — he roasted Pharisees harder than I roast Project 2025. You’re welcome to read it, laugh, or scroll. Just don’t confuse my punchlines with your apocalypse.
Though shalt not confuse Living Truth with doctrine.
or hell itself
knows- all it needs to do is quote me- and you’ll
do anything. Slow starvation and torture of children today and yesterday? We have the scripture for that. thanks netenyahu for reminding of us our priorities