I’ve got absolutely no issue with people who hold personal beliefs and keep them private. Honestly, love that for them. But I just feel called to help you monetise yours. Because while you’re quietly communing with the divine, you’re missing out on a six-figure opportunity. The universe doesn’t just want your stillness, it wants your email list.
That’s why I’ve created my new programme, Sacred Scaling - Turning Faith Into Funnels. In just eight weeks, I’ll teach you how to pivot your inner peace into passive income. You’ll learn my exclusive 5-step system, Manifest, Monetise, Merchandise, Market, and Moan About Burnout Later. Don’t worry, it’s all trauma-informed.
People say, “Shouldn’t spirituality be free?” And I say, absolutely , that’s why I only charge £997 if you pay before the next lunar eclipse. Remember, the monks had bowls, the gurus had donations, and I have Stripe. So join me. Together, we’ll turn your quiet awakening into a brand partnership with God. ;)
Trying to find yourself is like trying to smell your own nose 👃🤣😂😅😆
That is one of the funniest & truest & maybe deepest sentences I’ve ever read in my whole life hahahahaha. Seriously. But not,, still laffing.
Wish i had heard that at a find yourself retreat about 30 years ago BUT woulda missed all the fun of fumbling around making mistakes, learning by experience with some skinned knees, crushed egos, temper tantrums, wandering like a lost lamb for some months looking for mom or at least a shepherd.
I gotta read this again, low on self-truth lately & also more laughing at smelling my own nose. Is that the same as seeing your own eye? Not as funny….😂
I think half the journey is realizing the shepherd was never missing, we just had our noses pressed too close to the map. Skinned knees and all, that fumbling is how grace teaches balance. And yes, smelling your own nose might just be the mystical version of seeing your own eye — enlightenment with a laugh track.
"...you can only scent the air and know something holy passed through." - The other way of knowing only happens when the chase stops and the receiving begins. You've laid it out perfectly.
I’ve got absolutely no issue with people who hold personal beliefs and keep them private. Honestly, love that for them. But I just feel called to help you monetise yours. Because while you’re quietly communing with the divine, you’re missing out on a six-figure opportunity. The universe doesn’t just want your stillness, it wants your email list.
That’s why I’ve created my new programme, Sacred Scaling - Turning Faith Into Funnels. In just eight weeks, I’ll teach you how to pivot your inner peace into passive income. You’ll learn my exclusive 5-step system, Manifest, Monetise, Merchandise, Market, and Moan About Burnout Later. Don’t worry, it’s all trauma-informed.
People say, “Shouldn’t spirituality be free?” And I say, absolutely , that’s why I only charge £997 if you pay before the next lunar eclipse. Remember, the monks had bowls, the gurus had donations, and I have Stripe. So join me. Together, we’ll turn your quiet awakening into a brand partnership with God. ;)
Trying to find yourself is like trying to smell your own nose 👃🤣😂😅😆
That is one of the funniest & truest & maybe deepest sentences I’ve ever read in my whole life hahahahaha. Seriously. But not,, still laffing.
Wish i had heard that at a find yourself retreat about 30 years ago BUT woulda missed all the fun of fumbling around making mistakes, learning by experience with some skinned knees, crushed egos, temper tantrums, wandering like a lost lamb for some months looking for mom or at least a shepherd.
I gotta read this again, low on self-truth lately & also more laughing at smelling my own nose. Is that the same as seeing your own eye? Not as funny….😂
I think half the journey is realizing the shepherd was never missing, we just had our noses pressed too close to the map. Skinned knees and all, that fumbling is how grace teaches balance. And yes, smelling your own nose might just be the mystical version of seeing your own eye — enlightenment with a laugh track.
Well nuts I got busted 😳😅 sorry but gonna argue with driver
And change the radio stations, too?😉
Yes and got my fingers smacked a few times for it 😆
I am a fermenting mystery…and proud of it! ❤️🙏❤️😎🐶
"...you can only scent the air and know something holy passed through." - The other way of knowing only happens when the chase stops and the receiving begins. You've laid it out perfectly.