🧨 Revolution Cosplay: Kevin Roberts and the Heritage LARP Squad
When the guy with the softest hands in Washington starts talking bloodshed, it’s not patriotism—it’s projection.
Kevin Roberts wants you to believe he's leading a "Second American Revolution."
Says it'll be bloodless... if the left allows it.
That’s not a policy statement — that’s a veiled threat from a man who’s spent more time in wine-and-cheese donor galas than any battlefield. And it’s not some fringe podcaster yelling in his garage. This is the president of The Heritage Foundation, the same think tank bankrolling Project 2025 — a sweeping plan to gut federal protections, centralize power under a future Republican administration, and roll the clock back to a time when white, male, and straight was the only acceptable identity.
Kevin Roberts is the polite face of fascism in khakis.
The casserole version of Christian nationalism.
He doesn’t scream. He strategizes.
Let’s be clear:
This isn’t a general.
This isn’t a freedom fighter.
This is a professional hand-wringer with a Ph.D. in pretending to be oppressed.
Kevin’s war record?
🛑 Refusing federal grants at a small Catholic college
🛑 Recording podcasts about “values”
🛑 Weaponizing think tank white papers like they’re Molotovs
He talks about “revolution” from a D.C. office chair built on billionaire funding and the tears of unpaid interns.
Calls for uprising with the swagger of a man who’s never missed a brunch.
Kevin, the only thing you’ve ever overthrown is a federal loan application.
And the only blood on your hands came from a paper cut while flipping through the Constitution you don’t actually believe applies to anyone who disagrees with you.
This is not a revolutionary.
This is a cosplay patriot with soft hands and louder threats.
So when Kevin says, “this will be bloodless if the left allows it,”
What he really means is:
“Please don’t make me feel irrelevant while I play Founding Father in my donor-funded fever dream.”
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🕊 Virgin Monk Boy is lighting incense for the spirit of common sense
—and hoping this guy doesn’t pull a hamstring while goose-stepping through another cable news segment.
Blessed be the keyboard warriors whose revolution ends at the comment section.
—Virgin Monk Boy
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I just don't know what to do with my anger when I think about this ugly disgusting human.
Power to the resistance! May the Force be with you!