Orthodoxy, Monarchism, and the Trump-Putin Nexus: Why Some Orthodox Christians Wouldn’t Mind if Trump Were a Russian Asset

For certain Orthodox and Evangelical Christians in the U.S., allegiance to an Orthodox ruler—or a strongman who defends "Christian values"—matters more than allegiance to democracy itself.

Alek’s Introduction: Why This Matters

Let’s be clear—this is more than just an ideological quirk or a niche historical fascination. This is about the future of America, the integrity of faith, and the dangerous crossroads where nationalism, religion, and authoritarianism collide. Some American Christians—particularly those in the Orthodox and Evangelical camps—are playing with fire, aligning themselves with forces that, in reality, would see them silenced or subjugated.

What we’re witnessing isn’t just political preference; it’s a complete inversion of what Christianity should stand for. It’s a desire for power disguised as piety, a longing for empire rather than the Kingdom of God. And the worst part? Many of them don’t even realize they’re advocating for their own oppression.

The Dangerous Convergence of Faith, Nationalism, and Authoritarianism

That’s why this matters. That’s why it needs to be called out. If you think this is just about Trump, or just about Russia, you’re missing the bigger picture. This is about a fundamental shift in the way some American Christians see their faith, their country, and their future—and it’s leading them down a very dark road.

In certain corners of American Orthodoxy—especially among those with ties to Russian Orthodoxy—there exists a deep nostalgia for a time when kings and emperors ruled in the name of Christ. This longing for Orthodox monarchy isn’t just a historical curiosity; it actively shapes the political views of many believers today. Some openly identify as monarchists, while others look to modern Russia as a last bastion of Christian civilization against the secular, liberal West.

This mindset creates an interesting political paradox. While most American conservatives champion patriotism and nationalism, a significant subset of Orthodox Christians in the U.S. seems less concerned about whether a leader is loyal to America and more about whether he aligns with what they see as the spiritual and moral order of an Orthodox society.

Enter Donald Trump.

If Trump were exposed as a Russian asset, many in this camp wouldn’t see it as treason—they’d see it as divine providence. After all, in their worldview, America is already a fallen nation, poisoned by secularism, liberalism, and moral decay. If Trump were secretly working in the interests of Russia—a country they see as upholding traditional Christianity—that wouldn’t be a scandal. It would be a step toward America’s redemption.

Of course, this doesn’t mean all Orthodox Christians feel this way. Many are deeply patriotic and committed to democracy. But the segment that embraces Orthodox monarchism, the "Third Rome" ideology, and admiration for Putin sees Trump’s ties to Russia as a feature, not a bug. To them, loyalty to an Orthodox ruler—even a foreign one—matters more than loyalty to a democratic republic that no longer reflects their values.

The Evangelical Paradox: Supporting a Nation That Outlaws Their Faith

This paradox isn’t limited to Orthodox Christians with monarchist leanings. Many American Evangelicals—who historically saw Russia as a godless enemy during the Cold War—now openly declare their support for Putin’s Russia, believing it to be a stronghold of Christian values. Phrases like “I stand with Russia” have started appearing in Evangelical circles, fueled by admiration for Putin’s opposition to LGBTQ rights, feminism, and liberal democracy.

Yet, here’s the catch: Evangelical Christianity is functionally outlawed in Russia.

Under Putin’s regime, Protestant groups—including Baptists, Pentecostals, and other Evangelical denominations—face severe restrictions under the Yarovaya Law, which bans proselytizing outside of officially registered church buildings. Missionary work is heavily policed, house churches are shut down, and even sharing the Gospel on social media can result in criminal charges. Meanwhile, the Russian Orthodox Church enjoys state-sponsored protection and influence, effectively functioning as a religious monopoly.

So why do American Evangelicals align themselves with a regime that suppresses their own faith? The answer lies in a mix of culture war grievances and political short-sightedness. To them, Russia represents a force against the "woke left," and that matters more than religious freedom. Their support for Trump—who cozies up to Putin—overrides any concern for their fellow believers suffering under Russian laws.

This alliance between Trumpism, Orthodox monarchism, and Evangelical culture wars creates a strange convergence: a segment of American Christians who would rather see the U.S. align with a country that would persecute them than one that tolerates lifestyles they dislike.

In the end, this isn’t really about faith—it’s about power. And for those who dream of a Christian empire, democracy itself becomes secondary to their vision of a divinely-ordained strongman. Whether that leader is American or Russian is just a detail.

Why Alek Opposes This Ideology

This entire dynamic—this bizarre fusion of Orthodox monarchism, Evangelical culture wars, and Trumpian nationalism—is not just misguided; it’s dangerous. It reveals a fundamental betrayal of both faith and reason.

First, let’s address the hypocrisy. Evangelicals who rally behind Russia are aligning themselves with a nation that actively suppresses their own faith. How can they claim to be defenders of religious freedom while praising a government that criminalizes their very existence? It’s one thing to oppose progressive policies in the U.S., but to idolize a regime that would throw them in jail for preaching the Gospel is absurd.

Then there’s the Orthodox monarchist crowd, whose longing for a theocratic ruler blinds them to the lessons of history. Have they forgotten what happened to Byzantium? To Imperial Russia? The moment the Church weds itself to state power, corruption follows. The Kingdom of God is not a nationalist empire, nor is it a regime built on oppression. The Orthodox faith thrived in its purest form when it was persecuted, not when it held the whip.

And let’s talk about Trump. Some of these so-called “faithful” Christians would rather see the U.S. fall under Russian influence if it means advancing their culture war. They don’t care about democracy, freedom, or justice—they just want a ruler who will stamp out everything they dislike. That’s not faith. That’s idolatry.

True Christianity doesn’t need a strongman. It doesn’t need a throne or a crown. It stands on truth, not power. Those who sell out their country, their freedom, and even their own religious traditions in the name of “saving” civilization are not the defenders of Christ—they’re the ones who would crucify Him again to maintain their illusion of control.

Wake Up, Holy Empire Cosplayers

Look, if you’re one of these folks dreaming of a Trump-Putin Orthodox monarchy, let’s be real—you’re not the next Tsarist aristocracy, you’re a guy in Indiana who thinks drinking out of a chalice makes him more Russian than the babushka selling cabbage rolls at the church bake sale. You’re not restoring Holy Byzantium; you’re roleplaying as a 15th-century court advisor while wearing New Balance sneakers.

And let’s not forget the Evangelicals who scream about “religious freedom” while swooning over a country that would shut down their megachurch in five seconds. News flash: Putin doesn’t care about your Bible study group, and if you tried to hand out Chick tracts in Moscow, you’d be calling your lawyer from a prison cell.

So maybe, just maybe, stop worshiping strongmen and start actually following the guy who flipped tables in the temple instead of bowing to the nearest authoritarian who promises to smite your culture war enemies. Because right now, y’all look less like defenders of the faith and more like cosplaying serfs begging for a ruler to tell you what to think

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