Jesus, Freud, and Buddha sit shoulder to shoulder on three well-worn barstools, facing the amber glow of bottles lined up like prophets who lost their way.
The bartender glances over. Sighs. Picks up a rag he doesn’t need and starts wiping a glass that isn’t dirty.
Bartender: “All right, boys. You’re all finally here. Let’s talk suffering.”
Jesus (sipping wine): “You sure you wanna go there?”
Bartender: “Buddy, this is a bar. That’s all anyone talks about.”
Freud (without looking up): “Technically, they don’t talk about it. They displace it, repress it, project it, and then hit on strangers to cope.”
Buddha (gently): “He’s not wrong.”
Bartender: “So what is suffering, then? Define it for me.”
Jesus: “It’s what happens when love gets crucified.”
Freud: “It’s unresolved childhood trauma showing up in adult clothes.”
Buddha: “It’s craving what isn’t, resisting what is, and forgetting who’s watching.”
Freud: “I liked mine better. Cleaner. More German.”
Buddha (smiling): “Your ego would.”
Jesus: “Play nice, boys. We're all wounded healers here.”
Bartender: “Okay, smart guys. What do you tell someone going through it?”
Jesus: “Stay with it. Don’t numb it. And don’t do it alone.”
Freud: “Name it. Frame it. Just don’t marry it.”
Buddha: “Sit still. Watch the breath. Let it pass like weather.”
Freud: “Unless your weather’s a Category 5 childhood.”
Jesus (laughing): “Freud, I swear, you make trauma sound like a timeshare.”
Bartender: “You ever think people just... make suffering worse trying to fix it?”
Buddha: “Yes.”
Freud: “Every day.”
Jesus: “Especially when they mistake salvation for self-erasure.”
Freud: “Or healing for hyper-analysis.”
Buddha: “Or surrender for avoidance.”
They pause. The bartender pours himself a drink.
Bartender: “Okay. What about joy? What if someone wants to suffer less?”
Jesus: “Choose love even when it breaks you.”
Freud: “Choose therapy.”
Buddha: “Choose now.”
Freud (gesturing): “He always gets the last word.”
Buddha: “Because I speak in fewer of them.”
The door swings open. A woman enters. Red scarf. Fire in her eyes. Looks like someone who’s survived every kind of silence.
Mary Magdalene (to the bartender): “Please tell me they haven’t been trying to explain suffering again.”
Bartender: “In triplicate.”
Mary (to the three): “Gentlemen. Let the wounds speak. Stop quoting yourselves.”
Jesus (grinning): “She always says it better.”
Freud (nodding): “She always feels it deeper.”
Buddha: “She always remembers.”
Mary: “Because I stayed. That’s the difference. You all left.”
The whole room shifts. Even the bottles go quiet.
The bartender pours her a glass of red.
Bartender: “On the house.”
Mary: “On the heart.”
Fade to black. Or maybe... just sit with it a while longer.
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🧣Yay Mary, you GO GIRL! “Stop quoting yourselves” — hahaha! 🌹